Shipping policy

Free Shipping:

Orders over $75 ship free because we appreciate you stocking up on wearable validation. Under that? Standard shipping rates apply at checkout.

Order Processing:

Once you place your order, we typically get it processed and ready to ship within 3-4 business days. During busy periods (holidays, new releases, when everyone simultaneously decides they need a new shirt), it might take a bit longer. We'll keep you posted.

Shipping & Delivery:

After your order ships, delivery usually takes 2-5 business days depending on where you live and which shipping method you chose at checkout. So realistically, you're looking at about a week total from "add to cart" to "it's here and I'm never taking it off."

Tracking Your Order:

You'll get tracking info via email as soon as your order ships. Then you can obsessively refresh the tracking page like you're waiting for your library hold to come in. We get it.

Secure Checkout:

All payments are processed through secure, encrypted checkout because your financial info deserves better than our passwords (we know, we know, we should change them too).

The Honest Truth:

Delivery times are estimates. Sometimes carriers have delays, weather happens, or Mercury is in retrograde—things outside our control. We'll do our best to get your order to you as quickly as possible, but we can't control the mail gods.